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[โ€“] SangriaFerret@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Angry elephant. Remove your glass eye, insert it into your foreskin and flop it around while yelling "brrraaaah!"

Most impressive party trick I've ever seen.

[โ€“] MadWetSquirrel@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made it 54 years, and just now regret being circumcised.

[โ€“] Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

And having two working eyes

[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I've done this. Works every time