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[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, this guy's voting record and the bill's he's sponsored read exactly how you'd imagine too.

He was in the Air Force 30 years, was a commercial pilot, and a cop, and none of those jobs ever seemed to manage to teach him to manage the mildest level of stress, judging by his past news stories. What a delicate individual.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

What weird snowflake