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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 69 points 1 year ago (6 children)

He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

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