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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 75 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was probably a scholarship for people with lower spinal paralysis. She was all set to collect the money but then she got roped into one of J-Roc’s grease videos.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, after reading the article, it seems she was a student destined to be used for PR by the school and probably also for sucking up to donors. No humanity allowed, twerking is of the devil and such stuff.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol, the school was prepared to whore her out, but drew the line at dancing in a video.

[–] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They wanted to whore her out, but don't want her to look like a whore. Jesus, come get your damn kids.