Skullgrid

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why unarmed?

spoilerThe idiots give you back your guns if you play along to "put the platinum chip into the bunker" , then you shoot them in the face, go to Caeser, and shoot him in the face too.

spoilerNo one clocks any of this because they're seperate maps. then you walk out of there, until the guard by the door tells you that you cannot leave with the platinum chip.

The solution? Spoilers :

spoilermore shooting.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you have to program a meeting that reoccurs between DST observant & non observant states in the US and australia.

Good luck.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Jane Doe 200

jesus fucking christ, you know shit's really fucked when the people against you have hit anonymous victim number 200

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'm fucked because I have no idea what a rubrick is

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

that's part of the joke ;)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

A new poll reveals a stark divide between Quebec and the rest of Canada about whether the country should be bilingual.

That difference being that Quebec thinks that Canada should be monolingual (French) and the rest of Canada (except Alberta) thinks that it's ok being bilingual (english & french)

/s ... but is it?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

people are a subcategory of things

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“What do you think people are gonna do next if this doesn’t work?”

So maybe the strategy is just attack things people value until climate change is fixed

Which is, frankly, overwhelmingly stupid.

I'm pretty sure if they start killing oil executives and portfolio organisers things will start changing pretty sharpish.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

disgruntled conservatives who can’t bring themselves to vote left.

the lib dems are at best center, at worst center right.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

nah, brings back memories from the Pragmatic Programmer cover

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