I poop like 3x a day. I am very intelligent.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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Only 3x? Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up
Oh, I can and have beaten that.
Well yeah, what do you expect from people who are full of shit?
Sorry, I'll show myself out.
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Ah, is this one of those "shit posts" I've heard about? very useful and informative, I'll have to check out more of them
No, the shit post was a few weeks ago, this is a reference.
Linked.
This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.
I was going to say that too, constipation is a symptom of bad health decisions or issues. It's probably a variety of things causing it so treat it like a symptom.
Isn't constipation being unable to poop, not not needing to poop though?
It's both.
G'morning, Your title might not match the title of the article you linked! Could you please double check, and edit your post title if it indeed does not match? article title: "Constipation linked with cognitive decline, research finds" (Similairity: ~68%).
BLEEPERDY BLOOP this action was performed semi-automatically by a bot (:
I know this is a bot, but I did take the auto-suggested post title, and have confirmed that the post title matches the title display in the page content.
Yea, the thingy I use to scan for the title seems to malfunction with this article. Sorry 'bout that.
No worries.
This article was also already posted in this community (:
ok
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