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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 1 year ago

How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

[–] LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Guide for expectant fathers.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

[–] bastion@lemmy.fmhy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Proper instruction.

[–] raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

It's in order of usefulness

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

When they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tried 9.4.5, couldn't get around to 9.4.6

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

simple children 💀

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals

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