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I would do that but with a baseball bat (lemmings.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Alby003@lemmings.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kill him since I already know it doesn't get much better

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Murdicide?

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn't technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it'll all be gone.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Imagine the disappointment if you then don't stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.