I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.
AnonWyo
joined 1 year ago
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...
They have the longest punch lines.
Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.
I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
Last words on the cross:
"Well...so much for nepotism!"
The sound they make when you're nailing them.
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...
I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Turducken would like a word.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
Nor cunning use of flags.