Water is the main component of any and every beverage
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
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Elemental mercury.
You'll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.
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though can only be ingested once
Based on the posed question and its limiting conditions, elemental mercury is a correct answer. Pure hydrogen peroxide or isopropyl alcohol would qualify, too.
If you include materials which are liquid outside of "room temperature," things like magma and liquid nitrogen would also be correct answers.
Olive oil?
You wouldn't live long, but compared to the other options you're listing...
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True, but at the same time you know exactly what OP means with this question.
I don't think OP knows what they mean with this question. The top two 'serious' answers are coffee and tea, which is just "hot water with shit mixed in". Anything you drink is water with shit mixed in. Any answer that isn't "water with shit mixed in" means you die, either within months or minutes. Most answers that are "water with shit mixed in" would still kill you fairly quickly if that's all you ever drank.
I think OP knows exactly what they mean, I think if you asked a five year old theyβd know what they mean.
Yet for some reason, some people are completely missing the point of a very simple question which boils down to βif you couldnβt drink regular water, what would you have insteadββ¦
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A friend had to read a paper about what people called water vs. how much water made up the substance. So like pond water has less water than tea, we call one water one tea. Truly thrilling research.
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EVERY drink is water!
- Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
- Juice is less water and some squished fruit
- Beer is less water and some cooked hops
- Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
- Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
- A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit
So DON'T TELL ME WATER ISN'T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water...
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Tea. Iced or hot, black or mint, dash of milk or honey. So many combinations.
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A 0.00000001 % NaCl brine solution
I feel this breaks the 'no goofs' rule
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Water isnβt allowed.
Y-you DO realize you're cutting out every drink in existence? This isn't fun at all lol
Well, you can drink most liquids that don't contain water exactly once in your life, so you may as well pick the one that'll kill you in the least painful manner possible.
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All normal drinks are just flavored water, so I guess steering fluid?
Sadly all "drinks" are made primarily from water. Otherwise they were called "chews". You living in the US of A by any chance? Unrelated question.
Heavy water.
cyanide. you take my water you take my life
Coconut water fresh from a refrigerated coconut. I would only drink that, even if I didn't have to, if it was cheap enough.
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If βdrinks that contain waterβ are not allowed, then nothing. I will die of thirst.
Tea assuming I'm allowed any variant of it, lot of different ways you can have tea to make it taste different, iced/hot probably being the most important in this scenario
Tea. Have about 5 cups of tea a day already.
Water is in every beverage, this question is unanswerable.
Even without trying to be pedantic, what about Vitamin Water? Cuz my answer would genuinely be tropical citrus vitamin water. I could also do Mountain Dew, which btw contains water.
So the question becomes based on the exclusion of water without additives, which begs the question, why not lemon water then, and what amount of additives qualifies it as 'not water' anymore? If I use lemon extract and sugar does that count as lemonade? If so, why isn't water with lemon extract considered unsweetened lemonade?
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Whiskey on the rocks.
I can suck the ice cubes during the day, and drink the whiskey at night.
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Pure ethanol. If I'm gonna die of dehydration I might as well have fun doing it.
Why can't people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP's question π
Anyway, I'd pick bubble tea I think. There's a lot of variety and mileage I can get.
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If water isn't allowed, what does one drink? Everything we drink has water in it.
Unsweetened soda, like Bubly and that French one I can't spell.
Edit: Or coconut water.
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Pedialite. I know some prefer Liquid IV, but I like that I can get Pedialite anywhere and itβs relatively cheap. I give it to my kids instead of juice. They also have popsicles which is great on those super hot days.
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