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3902 2486 4899 2381 Same as my password

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ABluManOnLemmy@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

0000 0000 0000 0001

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

3782 822463 1005

For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here

https://docs.stripe.com/testing

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

why'd you just put a bunch of asterisks

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You’ve got a Gen-E card too?!

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Goddamnit. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago
[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

According to my shitty calculator it's 2,147,483,647.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 6 days ago
[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I liked this meme until I thought, wouldn’t it be cooler if it were a complex and reversible operation? 3/10 doesn’t deceive enough

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

1234 567 890

[–] Waldo82@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

3016 5321 3145 5758

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

4556 7375 8689 9855

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 152 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] joseandres42@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

your result in the comments.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

[–] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago
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