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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Paddy66@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Naomi Klein's book 'Doppelganger' is good on this topic...

[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 6 days ago (4 children)

There'd be motherfuckers on TikTok snorting lines of asbestos

[–] primemagnus@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Why not… it cures diabetes, cancer, all diseases…

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

And MAGAs would grind it, bake it, and eat it. Just to own the libs.

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Trumpers would start eating asbestos for breakfast just to pwn the libz

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I wish they would

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[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I was surprised to find out that people also were against seatbelts. Weird

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

Oh god yes. They all literally invented a fake illness called "seat belt burn." I kid you not. And this was the 80s before commercial Internet, so it spread organically.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, one of my grandpas always chafed against wearing one, especially the part that comes across the chest. He was always "forgetting" to put it on, and holding it down so it wouldn't like press against him.

Meanwhile I don't even think about the seatbelt. Actually it feels wrong if I forget to put it on for some reason.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

"ding... ding... ding..."

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

My mother in law would complain about wearing one while I was driving her around, so I'd just refuse to move the car until she either got out or put the seatbelt on. She wears it without complaining now. I give no fucks if people like wearing it or not, when they're in my car, I'm responsible for their safety and I won't have their blood on my hands because they think it'll never happen to them.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. "You're safer being ejected from the car in a crash. My cousin's ex husband's sister's daughter survived a crash that way!"

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Those people have never seen someone who has been hit by an air bag. It's not a gentle pillow it's a punch to the face and if you aren't strapped in you're probably gonna bounce around a bit off the interior.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

My country banned smoking in all public indoor spaces almost 20 years ago. As a smoker at the time I thought it was ridiculous, felt that my rights were being violated and thought it would never last. The quality of life improvement it made is massive. Today I vape rather than smoke but wouldn't dream of doing either indoors or being where someone else is. It was 100% the right move. Not quite the same thing but you sometimes can't really understand the benefits of an alternative to the status quo, even if you understand it logically.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

Smokers can never smell themselves so they don't think it's a big deal.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

I don't generally mind the smoking bans, but I wish there existed some indoor spaces where it could be done. They are very limited and mostly exclusive.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Contracting silicosis to own the libs. Then use some sort of donkey enema as a cure.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Is that giving a donkey an enema or preforming an enema with a donkey or is it utilizing a donkey to perform an enema..

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I think it means using an enema made for donkeys for yourself.

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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm a little surprised Trump hasn't signed the "Asbestos Fibers Are Our Friends" Executive Order.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

We DoN't NeEd VaCcInEs We'Ve GoT aSbEsToS!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It is actually astonishing it took so long for lead to be banned in the US. Even Ben Franklin railed against the use of lead in daily life and he was someone who lived and died in the 18th century.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Even Ben Franklin railed against the use of lead in daily life

whoa, TIL. 1786 NO LESS

https://www.environmentaleducation.com/documents/Lead%20Resources/Ben%20Franklin%20Letter%20on%20Lead.pdf

TY!

[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Back when asbestos was banned, everyone trusted the government. Nobody trusts the government anymore because of its constant foreign wars, corrupt candidates, and human rights abuses. We cannot do things like mandate vaccines and ban cars if the very government that would enforce that ban is this tyrannical and shitty.

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also, there are people who make money (or even just fake internet points) off of telling gullible people the opposite is true.

They should be held accountable for what they claim online.

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And I mean someone who claims cigarettes don't cause cancer are financially responsible if anyone who smokes a cigarette gets cancer. No need to prove they watched the channel or started smoking after seeing their video.

[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're talking about YouTube, that place is already hell for video creators. Many organizations, like PragerU, were already funded by fracking companies to make their videos, and they'd have an easier time covering the costs, or convincing people or the government that something else caused the cancer. The internet needs a socialist overhaul, really, and I can't find anything else that doesn't spawn new problems.

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not specifically, also any and all social media. Influencers in general are a cancer on society

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Implication is that there are things about as bad as asbestos that should be banned, but aren't.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I love two towns over from Manville, which was the asbestos capital of America, and I can unequivocally say those morons would vote to bring asbestos back if they could.

[–] Grappling7155@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago
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