Games

You're pretty good...

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it's insane

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

in a bad Russian accent

You're pretty good

awkward double finger guns and walk away slowly

Do you like hurting other people?

Titanfall|2

Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that's more powerful, the main character comments "I think someone's in love..."

BT's response is priceless.

BT-7274: "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."

"My vision is augmented."

HEY, LISTEN!!!

"Smother him in the crib..."

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin' a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine".

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

”Get low” - Days Gone

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

Wololo - Age of Empires

I'm surprised this isn't one of the top comments. I don't even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it's still stuck in my head to this day.

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."

• pathologic 2

Are you still alive Arbiter?

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.