Shark hands, because it would be awesome
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.
Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.
The ability to not mind driving a car. Like whenever I need to drive somewhere, I just completely black out and my body drives perfectly while my mind is full out. Then my mind awakens as soon as I arrive hand have finished parking.
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The ability to mute any sound I hear. Baby crying, annoying hum, someone snoring, obnoxious drunk? Muted.
Overwrite my personality. It would help me so much to become normal dude.
Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.
The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. Iโd settle for the first part.
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I want to be able to build an endless tower of blocks that will never fall over
I could hold my poop indefinitely until I got home.
I'd want a pen or pencil to come out of my fingertip. Retractable, of course. I'm always looking for something to write with and never can find anything that works decently.
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The ability to instantly make anyone stub their toe.
The ability to know all of someone's usernames and passwords by only looking at a photo of their face.
The perfect ability in the modern age for a secret life as either vigilante or villain.
Weak earth-bending. Like just enough to like dig garden furrows or build sand castles. Even at the same speed that it would take with hand tools it would be pretty fun to mess around with.