this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trained solely on HowToBasic's emails.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

"How many eggs do I have to throw at the computer before I can read the emails?"

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is just the next step in google's war on christmas. soon you won't even be able to manually type a reply to these sorts of emails. your only option will be eggs

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Every year the advertisers have a bidding wall to be the product that everyone wants. Anyway at least eggs make a change from Lynx Africa.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AltF4me@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Frying time...

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cut-off date for training must have been when eggs prices were jacked.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You are all laughing, but what if he really-really likes eggs?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Most useful application

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's an eggmas miracle!

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eggs are the new coal.