Starting a relationship with Hitlers mom will eventually end in heartbreak when she dies from breast cancer after several painful experimental treatments. I'd rather kill a baby.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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Wouldn't that just make it so you are actually Hitler's dad?
And then I'd have to time travel to fuck Hitler's dad's mom. I didn't make the rules, I just enjoy them.
Yeah depending on the time travel rules we apply, fucking Hitler's mom could be one of the worst calls you could make.
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Why are we assuming it wasn't all Hitler's mom's fault?
She did create Hitler... I'm just saying...
And dad, just to be safe
Gotta make it the best he could possibly have. Otherwise he may be interested enough to try Mrs. Hitler's claims minge.
Is c/suddenlybi a thing?
shoots
Ah u meant as in sex..
Pulls up corpse
The Evil Baby Orphanage is RIGHT THERE.
You can never change history even if you can time travel. How did you manage to kill your own grandpa before you were born again?
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Look time travel is just one big series of accidents until you just wish Schopenhauer was dead
They would have to send a jew back to bush wack his mom. That may be a better solution.
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because she probably uggo