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[–] atocci@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I will not have the Osprey's good name besmirched like this, I'll have you know these things fly around here all the time and only ~~one~~ two have ever crashed in the forest outside town!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did... Did another Osprey crash as you wrote this comment?

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No but I read Wikipedia's list of Osprey crashes...

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean they fly all over Darwin Australia all the time, I've only heard of one going down here.

That was last year

well your mother went down on me last night, Trebek!

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

osprey bros clutching their pearls.....if only they could reliably

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't defend the osprey, it's not good for your health. It knows when you're lying and will retaliate in the only way a rotary aircraft with even more moving parts knows how.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Do you like that pole vaulting guy.....

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, Ospreys have a better crash record per flight hour than Blackhawks

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

How does the survivability compare?

[–] copd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We've got a black hawk down, we've got a black hawk down. Super 6-1 is down

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

It's Osprey libel. Slander is spoken, libel is written. Did the Veep make it to whatever?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering the level of protection the Secret Service provides, candidates are safer riding in an osprey than giving a speech.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Ya know,I've had Ukraine on my mind so much, I'd forgotten about that? Thanks for the reminder, I was going to hire a few retired agents as security for a concert in Aurora.

[–] scrooge@infosec.pub 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Flying deathtrap. VP on an Osprey, we just witnessed an assassination attempt!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

It's a layered joke about an Osprey's safety record.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ignore them. They're just haters who can't handle the fact that despite it's youth, the Osprey is already a legendary platform.

Think of it like the A-10, except instead of repeatedly slaughtering friendly forces, it just regularly kills anyone dumb enough to ride in one, or pilot it.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

It's called a meritocracy!

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fudds like to call the osprey a death trap because they read some headlines early on and never bothered looking into the data. that's my understanding of it, as i have also not looked into the data.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unlike helicopters, they cannot autorotate, meaning if you lose power in any position other than forward cruise, you're fucked. Asymmetric power loss is also extra bad.

The design is inherently less safe than either a helicopter or a fixed wing aircraft.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

again, as someone who doesn't know much about this, aren't they only using the VTOL configuration during takeoff and landing? and, doesn't auto rotation require a certain amount of altitude? if both of those are true, then they would be in danger at the same time

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're flying with the engines facing at least partially upwards during takeoff and landing, even when taking off like an aircraft, meaning they're in trouble if they lose power, not just in a hover. The Japanese crash happened on final approach as they were slowing down, but still a few hundred feet in the air.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_height%E2%80%93velocity_diagram

This is the combination of airspeed and height you cannot perform an autorotation from, the graph shown is worse than many other helicopters. Robinson aircraft can auto from zero airspeed at around 400 feet. It's all about having enough forward speed to flare off your rate of descent and land with only forward airspeed, you could successfully flare at head height and enough airspeed over good ground.

Other tiltrotors are capable of autorotation.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I like that the chart there has a little red sliver to indicate that it is, in fact, a bad idea to fly very fast at ground level.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anecdotal, but I almost exclusively see them flying in VTOL configuration

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's at least partly because that's the easiest time to photograph an aircraft.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't mean in photos, they just fly around town in VTOL configuration all the time. Hardly ever see them at full tilt.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was watching a video about the crash in Japan just last night, actually.

Basically, they dismissed multiple warnings, and should have landed the aircraft much sooner than they did. They were on final approach when the failure happened, meaning if they'd landed a few minutes sooner, they would have been fine.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

There's a thing on the stuffy r/credibledefense that might change your mind on pilot error. TL;DR the flight manuals and warning design failed the pilots and the checklists didn't communicate the urgency

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Half Life prepared me for this

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Ah cool, I was at the park with my kid Tuesday evening and saw this fly over us. We figured Kamala was in there but nice to have confirmation