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[–] Norgur@fedia.io 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's not good either. The legs aren't in a 90° angle thanks to those plateau shoes.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I raise the chair when I don't want my back to be unnaturally arched.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Unnaturally arched? Like a banana?

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shorter stilettos for computing are an option too, but that's really more of a last resort.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

It impacts meme quality too much

[–] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to steel your physique and there isn't anything you can do about it

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You'll need it if you're gonna be as bad at memes as me

[–] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I just want the huge ass, boobs, hourglass figure and heels thanks

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The heels are easy but the ass comes from years of back breaking posture mismanagement

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago

Sorry, the gravitational pull of dat ass makes it impossible to look at your back

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If only there were somewhere in between…

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Meme quality would suffer

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Massive back pain and dangerous plastic surgery

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, I too have traveled to Brazil

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Turkey, personally

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I got an ass like that through a combination of genetics (had “mildly female” hip structure pre transition and a dump truck even then), starting HRT before my hip bones fused, squats, and aggressive amounts of bicycling.

The boobs, yeah I’d need surgery for that

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Can I be you please?

[–] maximuspleb@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't wear heels indoors

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't tell me what not to do!

[–] maximuspleb@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok I won't, but only if you give me a back rub. Deal?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Extortion is generally frowned upon

[–] maximuspleb@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you consent to being extorted?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Only if its through a high quality meme

[–] EndHD@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

the key to success really just is good posture