You said if we guess you'd confirm so here's my attempt.
Are you participating in like one of those TV competitions? Will you be filmed if you poop and that's why you'd rather not?
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Just start taking Adderall. If you're anything like me, you will have to remind yourself to eat more than 500 calories a day and then you will find yourself questioning how many days it has been since you even felt the need to poop.
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Im dying at the urgency. "Guys tell me how to not shit for 3 days AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMNIT"
I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?
One of the more interesting posts I've seen here
Such an oddly terrifying post.
Itβs been 6 days since the original post. OP was 3 days out from the poopless leg of his trip. OP, I hope everything went according to plan!
Please update when back!
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Aha! You are joining the circus!!!
I'm honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.
I'm imagining you shipping yourself in a crate to another country and wanting to avoid getting poo all over you π€£
I've heard that Robert Zemeckis is interested in your story. He mentioned something about filming "Pooped Away"...
Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao
My first thought was going on another Titanic expedition in a sub.
Im just posting so I can see my username on one of Whang's videos one day.
MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won't have to go for a week.
Fear the end of the week, however
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Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.
nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.
You doing some sort of Mr. Beast challenge?