The absolute gut-punch at the end of Jurassic Bark still kills me every time - the only silver-lining is that Bender's Big Score gives Seymour the ending he always deserved
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It's "the Seymour episode" you philistine. Put some respect on the name.
It's "Jurassic Bark", you noob. Get rekt 🤪
It's "the episode that ruined I'm Walking on Sunshine," you b-hole. Get plenty of vitamin D 🍑
It's "I'm barking on sunshine", you heathen!
Bark bark, bark bark bark bark!
What's that, Seymour? You walkin' on sunshine?
I can't do it. it's so burned into my memory.
when I first watched it I had never lost a dog. my childhood dog was still living with my parents.
now as a fully pretend adult I have a 2 year old eurasier who is literally another person living with me and there is no way I can watch it again.
I will wait for you
I can't help but feel that everything in the flashbacks were daydreams of Fry. After all, he did go back in time and live out that timeline, eventually becoming Lars (when Bender shoots through the window, burning Fry and flash-fossilizing Seymour.
It isn't as upsetting that way.
I literally have all the episodes and only deleted just that one. so, fuck you OP for reminding me. that episode doesn't exist and I never lost a pet and fuck and shit and spiral and goddammit and fuck and uuuuugh....
The movie "Bender's Big Score" recontextualized Jurassic Bark and made it much nicer.
Sellouts
I see your dog episode of futurama, and I raise you the last brendan fraser episode of scrubs (2nd+ viewing)
For bonus points watch the last episode of Doom Patrol. Also featuring Brendan Fraser! (well, at least his voice)
I never get the dog thing, the ice fishing episode pulls way more heart strings.
For me it's the dream episode with his mom. Absolutely destroys me every time.
"I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared." What a sad thing to say.
How many souls has these episode crushed omg
This is where my mom pops in my room at 11pm and is like “why are you listening to Connie Francis and looking so sad?”
I've cried so many tears over that episode. Ripped my heart out every time I've seen it.
And still it's SUCH A GREAT episode
Have his years of wild hedonism finally caught up with him!?
I'm still so mad about this fucking episode.
Goddammit