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Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
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Can I have both?
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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"Let them fight"
Yes
I'd take the snakes. If you can find the thermostat you can turn it way down and immobilize the snakes.
I miss Harambe.
The gorilla scenario is why I keep a pair of sunglasses on me at all times
Depends, is there a food court?
You can control snakes under normal circumstances. A gorilla is out of the fucking question 🦍🦍
Gorillas are terrifying. Reptiles are just not. I could just hide in a bathroom and mind my own business. I pick the mambas
Imagine sitting in a bathroom stall, with a gorilla pounding full force on the door, you just waiting for it to break, knowing full well that you will be crushed soon.
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Silverback, because once you take him to Cinnabon it's all good!
I've met snakes and they were not too scary and patient if you don't touch them.
While primates I see every day are much more dangerous, and this one also is too strong and dumb to mess with.
Still, with the gorilla I'll at least be able to realize that I'm going to be dead before I'm dead, but still breathing.
With such a snake that's very much not certain.
So not sure, I'd throw a coin.
EDIT: Survival-wise I'd choose snakes, if that's not clear.