It's genius, once all your teeth fall out what are you going to want to eat? Soft serve!
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Back in the 90s, I was an exchange student in Australia, and there was a Pizza Hut where you could place an order for "1 stick of garlic bread" and they'd sell you weed.
I also recall a Wienerschnitzel near my mom's apartment in Sacramento, CA selling cocaine out the drive-thru window around the same time period.
Lol, Imagine that dude who was actually craving garlic bread: "Wtf is this shit, I ordered some crispy bread!"
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My town had a local shawarma place get busted for cocaine smuggling. I always laughed at the thought of some new guy getting nervous.
"Anything to drink, sir?"
"Do you guys have any coke?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? GET OUT OF HERE!"
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Apropos of nothing, who's up for some ice cream?
I'm always down. Been trying to cut back but damn that stuff is addictive!
In the town I used to live, it was the KFC instead. The Ford lot across the street was where they cooked it.
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