No I’m ….doesn’t.
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At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Stop exploding, you cowards!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...