Futurama

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

To shreds, you say?

Shut up baby, I know it!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

I'm 40% Futurama references

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

To shreds, you say?

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

My manwich!

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

To shreds, you say‽

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

To shreds you say?

Good news everyone!

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

Good news, everyone!

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

Good news, everyone!

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

All I know is my gut says maybe.

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

That just raises further questions!

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

Change places!