this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The biggest most giant enema you can find

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Coffee and crunches homie

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Get the flu. It'll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn't very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do as I do and get Legionaire's disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that's your birthday like it is mine.

[–] vaselined@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks 😁

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah: don't spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

I'm having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

[–] nicholasio@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just do it.

[–] BradPittIsGod@lemmus.org 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

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