Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
This is what I never understood. The principle of respecting the autonomy of other cultures is good imo, but what "cultural contamination" could be worse than the total extinction of the civilization you're trying to protect?
Applying the Prime Directive in such extreme circumstances turns it from an anti-imperialist ideal to a Social Darwinist one.
I mostly chalk that kind of thing up to writers not having any idea what the Prime Directive actually is.
the whole point of having captains out in the black, is for them to make a judgement call on when the rules should be ignored.
Picard had a conversation with Data about this very thing, when Data went with his 'gut' to disobey a order.
And lo did he raise his leg unto the heavens. And thus he did swing it over the back of the chair as we must swing our souls over the depths of hell to find a seat at the right hand of Riker. Engage.
.... hits their knee on the chair and is condemned to eternal hell
Or at least for a couple minutes
Your comment has caused a schism in the planet's religion and now there is a faction that is building chairs with very high backs preventing individuals from raising their legs over them .... the schism is countered by another faction that teaches their followers to learn to do the splits and swing their legs over any chair ... this schism is countered again by another faction that lives in rooms with low ceilings and tight spaces to stop anyone from swinging their legs in any direction ... this schism is countered again by followers that learn to become contortionists that can swing their legs over any seat in any confined space ... this schism is countered by a group that swears off chairs and sitting on anything (they have short life spans as they die early due to deep vein thrombosis) .... 2,000 years after the Great Riker evangelized her gospel, chairs are now a controversial topic on the planet.
Then there's the ones who sit on...
stools
You never, ever, ever violate the prime directive, unless you really want to.
"Never violate the prime directive unless it's the temporal prime directive." - Cathrine Janeway
"And all those times I violated the regular old prime directive for selfish reasons." - Also Janeway.
Or if you’re Janeway.
But only if obeying it would actually get your crew home
Yae verily his beard did deflect Qs snappage, and Q did hang his head in shame
If Tuvix is on the planet, we know which one Janeway would choose
there's plenty more planets out there anyways
The trolley problem is bullshit because in the real world when you're presented with a lose-lose situation, the correct response is to look for a third option.
aka The Motherfucking Kirk Maneuver.
The Prime Directive is some Lib Shit