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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage (pixelfed.social)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

Captain Squidward: I can't hear you!

Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

Captain Squidward: Oh...! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you've been hit by a phaser!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Ready?

Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: NumberOne... SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Patrick would also make a good Riker

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Still can't hit that one high note

[–] teft@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

[–] metaphortune@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Real Crabs is Grand Negus.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Mr Krabs certainly has the lobes for business

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.

[–] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

I can picture Plankton there as Wesley, O’Brien, or even Barclay!