Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
Remember that part in Star Trek The Motion Picture when two people got horrifically melted by a transporter accident right in front of Kirk, and then like five minutes later Kirk was giving Bones shit for not wanting to use a transporter?
I'm fully on team Bones about this. He's committed to not using them. Like when he cameos in TNG and refuses to transport, so they have to pick him up in a shuttlecraft.
Shouldn't you have used Tuvix?
Haha, I didn't know if Tuvix would be celebrating the transporter as a solution to everything like Scotty would.
True. Maybe Janeway? Tuvix was born on her watch and she killed him.
Basically what I'm saying is-
It’s the Starfleet way.
I think you'll find the holodeck is the cause of (and occasionally the solution to) most Trek problems.
Oh, the holodeck? Yeah we have this thing for fun, and it has only tried to murder us and take over the ship a handful of times.
Say what you want about Quark, he does have the best holosuites in the quadrant. Never tried to kill its occupants.
That we know of
Except for Sisko