Rules •1. No Doxxing •2. No TikTok reposts •3. No Harassing •4. Post Gore at your own discretion, Depends if its funny or just gore to be an edgelord.
No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.
I'll....take your word for that.
Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt. Those things will suck the intestines right out of you.
Maybe once all the intestines get sucked out you'll become straw-worthy?
Play being a giant and use a prawn as a straw.
That would be quite shitty straw…
No they're a candelabra
If you want to first drink a disgusting concentrated solution of chloridic acid that would literally burn your mouth... That's how far you can realistically get. It's closed after that
That’s my kink.
applies chapstick
That would be one hell of a cleanse!
Humans are donuts.