$1/day is pretty cheap. I've been alive around 12k days. For less than the price of a car, I can erase my own existence. Sounds like a bargain to me!
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Rough question for a guy who just lost his wife at 35. I'd empty my account to be able to have the time over.
2 days. I'll memorize the Powerball winning numbers to win something like $500M, since I know there were no other winners.
And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days
That's how they get you.
Time travel is a one time offer
I'm sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.
Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.
That's pretty smart. Even jumping to the one before the billion dollar win isn't that far back, and even if time changes the chance of splitting the winnings is low.
Theyβre offering $1 per day? Thatβs $1 for every 24 hours you go back, which is around $0.04 per hour, which can be broken down even further to around $0.0007 per minute.
Iβd give them 1 penny to go back 15 minutes in time, find a penny on the ground, then find them again to go back the same 15 minutes in time over and over until I can figure out how to kidnap them in 15 minutes.
After I successfully kidnap them, I will go on a bank heist and keep the time person near me so I can keep trying to rob a bank until I do so successfully. Then because theyβre an accessory to the crime, I can blackmail them to let me rewind time for free at any time I wish so I can become a crime lord, otherwise Iβll give them to the police and let them know he can time-travel.
EDIT: Just saw OPβs one-time offer clause, so I am assuming this means the time person retains their memory.
I wonβt immediately take them up on their offer - instead, I would take them out on a date or five first. Get to know them a bit better; where they lived growing up, how they grew up, how old they are - that kind of stuff.
Then I would figure out how much money I can use to go back in time to my youngest point of life that also meets their youngest point in my same lifetime, and Iβll track them down from all the details they gave me while they were pegging me. Iβll become best friends with them, and convince them that we could be using their powers to become the dopest crime lords in history.
This is the worst way to use time travel to get rich i have entry l ever heard
Itβs not about the money here man - itβs about the power. The main squeeze here is becoming a crime lord, not getting rich.
A person comes up to you and says, "I can reverse time for just $1 per day." Do you take their offer?
Obviously not, I'd have to be an idiot to fall for this con.
The one time offer is clearly a ploy to extract as much money as possible in the first transaction, as a second transaction wouldn't happen anyway
Yeah I wound back your time, but you ended up here again
No way, that dude is definitely a Time Cop and this is a sting.
That's entrapment.
Entrapment is tricky to prove once you start unwinding cause from effect.
Go back four days and save my cat from getting run over by a car.
What monster downvoted this?!
It's always tempting to say things like, "Go back to being 20 and relive young adulthood again, avoiding all the stupid mistakes I made the first time around." But I know I would make a whole new set of different stupid mistakes the second time.
Knowing that, I would do what others have said: only go back enough days to play a winning lottery number or make some ridiculous stock options bet and become filthy rich.
I would need to pay this dude $6205 to go back to when I was 18.
Then I'd tell my dad to invest in Apple. Put everything in it. Take out a mortgage and invest in Apple. Then I'd get a job and do the same.
Our relationship wouldn't be ruined, and then he probably won't die 6 years later because we'll be able to afford the healthcare.
Yeah, I'm taking that offer.
Depends on how this works. Do I wake up in my younger body, in my previous situation? Do I still remember everything I know and remember now?
Or do I just appear as I am right now, in the past?
Because we've gone back, the money is kinda irrelevant in some cases. I would whoop out $3,650 or more out of my savings to go back a decade or more. I would give the rest to my family in case that timeline carries on, whatever is left is irrelevant to me since in the past I had $0. I'll have to make it again.
yea for sure, so long as I get to take my knowledge with me.
hell, i'd go back to childhood
I just killed Hitler in 1936 with a grenade on a drone. You should have seen his face when he saw it coming close.
Now you're stuck in 1936.
Another person is getting cheered on because of his hate of the foreigners, the French, the Jews, ...
Oh yeah, and you're in post WW1 Germany, good luck!
Edit: I'd watch that movie though πΏ
Take a loan, pay the guy to reverse time. Now the loan is reversed and you don't have to pay it back.
I'd say this is incredibly cheap. That's $3,650 per decade. So if you're say 70 and you want to go back to your first day of high school (15yo for the sake of argument), that's a hair over $20k to basically live your entire life over.
Of course the question is, do you de-age as you go back? Or does the 70yo stay a 70yo just 55 years ago? If you don't de-age, then the whole thing is much less useful- it's basically an opportunity to undo one or two mistakes.
I'd go back to around the time my daughter started sleeping through the night. Don't want to risk a reality where my kids don't exist. I'd tell my friend the cancer is coming back, when it's still early enough to do something.
Don't really know what else I'd do. Don't really care. Be nice to live through those years again without changing much else to be totally honest
If I stay mentally the same I would start over from age 8 I think, just old enough to skip the awkward part of having your parents helping you bath or wipe etc but still young enough were all of my life is ahead of me.
With good investments I can never worry about money and I would have all the time in the world to educate myself further and develop a career in a field that I love and not worry about money.
The only issue would be hunting down my best friend and befriending her again.
January 2015. I would do my best to put paychecks away for a few months coupled with what I already had, and invest it all in Bitcoin in August/September when it was $200. Even if I just let it ride until November 2021 rather than playing the ups and downs I'm looking at a 340x return. If I emptied out my savings and 401k, even if I couldn't convince family members, I'd have tens of millions of dollars.
If someone actually said that, I would assume they are crazy and ignore them. However, in the scenario that I know they are telling the truth, I would go back to the age of 4 and change a lot of things. Even though a 4 year old doesn't have a lot of agency over their lives, they can still influence things for the better.
I would tell my parents that I travelled from the future, and prove it by telling them of some future events that aren't that bad, waiting for it to happen. I would tell my parents what stocks to buy to get rich.
I would be sure to become a good sibling, because as a kid I was completely self absorbed in my own misery and ignored everyone else.
Also, I would spend more time with my grandmother. I never appreciated visiting her, because we lived in different cities and I always hated car travel, but she was such a wonderful human being, so I really wish to have had the chance to spend more time with her before her passing.
Back to that day I bought the pizza with Bitcoin.
742 days. I hate this new job way more than my old one. :-(
Do I de-age, or am I just moving to a previous point in my timeline as I am today? If I do de-age, do I at least keep all my knowledge and experience intact?
If so, I would love to go back to my pre-schooling childhood, power through the "child genius" phase at record speed, and get some good investments started early (Microsoft, Google, Apple, etc.) so I can speed-run my retirement and live better than I currently am. Heck, since my young spongy brain absorbs knowledge much easier than my current adult brain, I could work to earn a few doctorates in STEM fields while I'm young and then try to improve the world once I reach adulthood.
I retired last year at only 38 years old (military pension, plus disability pay), but it's basically kept me in the same place I started out. I moved back into my childhood house and I have enough passive income to just relax and enjoy my life. So I'm essentially back to my childhood life, where I'm just doing whatever I want every day without worrying about monetary cost.
But it'd be nice to have the money to build my childhood dream home (Modern castle/fortress with hidden rooms and passages, completely self-sustaining and off the grid, on 100+ acres of private land). And I would like to pay off all debts of my closest friends and family. (REAL friends - the ones who were good to me before they knew I was wealthy)
I'd also like to be rich enough to be a philanthropist who can just throw millions at fixing major injustices in the world. Like, Elon Musk could literally end world hunger if he wanted and he'd hardly notice the impact to his finances. But he doesn't give a shit, so the world continues to suffer under megalomaniacs like him.
considering i earn more than 1$ a day this is essentially free
Easy question. I'll just go back to 2010 and invest all my money in bitcoin, I won't have to work a day in my life.
You would erase 13 years of your life for money?
Honestly it would suck but I wouldn't mind reliving the last 13 years while being rich.
I'd go back 1 year, and put ALL my money in nvidia stock.
I know I could make more going further back and picking other stocks, but I wouldn't want to go back too far to unmade some of the decisions I've made
I'd go back a bit over a decade and make a lot better decisions.