this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
274 points (99.6% liked)

Risa

6912 readers
12 users here now

Star Trek memes and shitposts

Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's my walking down the road face. Gotta have a mean mug in big cities.

Poor Worf has resting mean mug

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, maybe I'm doing it wrong. If anyone locks eyes with me I just give them the ol' forward nod/half smile and keep walking. Of course, I live in a moderately sized city compared to like, New York or LA.

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The city I live in has a population of about 3.5 million.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

👀 Uh oh I think we might be neighbors

[–] teft@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not unless you live in south america.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

North America, but maybe timezone buddies!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Why haven't you done the dishes?"

That's a really good question.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about this: Relax in the tub and do the dishes at the same time. You're already in water with soap, so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Ah fuck you just reminded me I didn't do the dishes today before I left for a holiday. Oh well they'll be there for me when I get back I guess.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE BUBBLES TICKLE MY NOSE :(

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Bottom text

[–] bbbhltz@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is my bath face. At just tall enough to be called tall I am too tall for some bathtubs. Or, by the time it is full I don't want to bother. Or the water is cold after 10 minutes.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, I'm right there with you. And shower heads are always too low! I have to limbo every time I wash my hair and it's ANNOYING.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I live in an apartment where changing the plumbing would lose my security deposit.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This style just screws on to the end where the shower head normally goes. 2 minutes on, two minutes off, your landlord never knows. Wrap a rag around the fitting so the wrench doesn’t scratch it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QHT5VWN/ref=emc_b_5_mob_i

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this screencap photoshopped or actually in an episode? I don't recall ever seeing this despite watching TNG more times than I care to admit.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Has both Lwaxana and alexander in it. If they could have shoehorned in some wesley and his mom's fuck ghost, it would be the most hated TNG episode of all time.

Who am I kidding. The fucking "tour guide/juggler" makes it the worst all on his own

And also Riker's there, but he's injured and has some clips of past episodes for us to watch.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I have never met anyone who hates this episode. This is the one where Lwaxana shows up at the wedding naked.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Did we hate the ghost fucking episode? I liked that one.