Related: if they call you a smartass, a retort I like is "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass"π€·
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Maybe you donβt always have to be right? Is this coming from people just trying to have a casual conversation? When Iβm in that situation I usually just say something basic like βoh interesting!β then move the conversation in a different direction.
oh interesting!
Somewhat related...
For people that say they do stupid stuff simply because they have the right to, I say this in return:
"Well I have the right to wipe my ass with a pinecone, but that doesn't mean it's the right thing to do."
Honestly, just punch them in the face. Bitches gotta bitch
"Correct"
Waiting for op to say the last word to everyone commenting
"I do try"
So do you.
Thank you
Letting them have the last word by leaving. Well unless you are their parental figure in which case itβs Iβm your X Iβm legally required to have the last word.
Facts don't care about your feelings.
Smile, wag a finger in good humor, and walk away.
Learning humility.