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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Гарантийный без ошибки памятей!

I unironically think it would be hilarious to write a borrow-checked version of Адрес. (The Soviet version of C - or rather C is a version of it, given that Адрес was first compiled in '55)

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not surprised. The Russian Wikipedia page on it is just a stub. The English one is actually longer.

I can't find any online introductions to it or compilers for it either, in English or написал по-Русски. Or Ukrainian for that matter, assuming I'd know it if I see it, although the Wikipedia page is longer.