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Because the closest a Linux user could ever come to touching a female or anything feminine is becoming a femboy.
It's amazing how much of those crazy s********** are actually true. All they require is a partner who wants to engage with you and do your little adventures. Then you can have sex while driving, have sex while programming, have sex while on a work call. They're into it too for the same story reasons you are.
You know what, you should totally do that. If you believe you got enough post .com anecdotes and stuff, you should start a blog and tell us young uns what it was like to be a tech guy in the early zeros. I am a sucker for life stories and experiences of early internet era programmers.
What about those pillows, they seem pretty popular