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[–] Akuchimoya@startrek.website 138 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Refusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that's "for women". It's acetone, my dude, acetone.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"metallic grey...gee...thanks?"

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!

[–] chitak166@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Real men use isopropyl alcohol.

[–] Klystron@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I don't even know what that means... Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lol

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s


1 also acetone

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead".

Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

[–] kzhe@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I mean it was sarcasm