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I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

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[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What if SIGTERM not enough? Kill nine times. Like this: killall -9 vim. Congratulations, comrade, you have passed KGB exam.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm never thought of it like that. Unix programs are actually cats, and sometimes you have to kill all nine of their lives to really end them.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, one of them literally have name cat, so you can kill all the cats with killall -9 cat

[–] DWin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You monster, I prefer denial