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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I installed a bidet during the big Covid lockdown. Now, I just do a little butt bounce and drip dry a moment. Then while sitting, just need 4 squares to pat dry.

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bidet is the way. Absolute game changer and saves money on TP!

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Bidet is the way.

[–] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My brother got a bidet and it doesn't fit his toilet. The seat is lifted up on one side and I felt like I was gonna break something when I sat down. There was also a poop stain on the nozzle so no thank you...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so you explicitly point out that it was installed wrongly, and use that to conclude that bidets are bad?

[–] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. I was just referring to that time. It's the only opportunity I've ever had to use one, and I definitely wasn't going to.

[–] Usul_00_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've installed a few for friends and family and so far all of them can't believe they didn't use one before. The install doesn't have to be more than a few minutes, and doesn't have to have anything to do with replacing the seat either. Can just be a hand sprayer for less than $50